| I have a Labrador & I was buying a large bag of Meaty-bites at Coles and > was in line to check out. > > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, > I was starting The Meaty-bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't > because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kgs > before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of > most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that > it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty-bites nuggets and > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition > because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been > sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. > > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so > hard as he staggered out the door....... > > > . |
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