Hi all
Note from Ross & Brian

Cheers
MATT

 These images are from Brian Proudford who showed off his portable hard  drive and his card reader. He has included an image of the Linux  magazine package that he bought.  Also I found out what the trouble was with my Linux displays the other  night. I got them going later at home. One was on a DVD disk and the mullies computer has only cd roms! Also the password for one of the live demo's was on the front of the disk! Regards Ross   Contact Information  This email is brought to you on behalf of the Mulligrubs - Milton Ulladulla Internet & Computers Users Group http://mulligrubs.shoalhaven.info/ The Mulligrubs meet on the last Thursday of each month at the Ulladulla CRC - 78 St Vincent Street, Ulladulla NSW 2539 Send comments, suggestions, or questions about this newsletter to mulligroup@miltonulladulla.com You can subscribe or unsubscribe from this discussion group at any time. Simply send a request to mulligroup@miltonulladulla.com All names and addresses will be kept confidential and will never be sold or used for any other purpose than forwarding of this newsletter     

you may have seen this one before

For her wedding Camilla wore a pair of new shoes, which got increasingly tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room,
she collapsed on the nuptial bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!"
Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling, but it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on, give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, it came off with a pop, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh! God! That feels so good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"
Meanwhile, Charles was now trying to remove her left shoe.
He cried, "Oh, God! Darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip retorted to the Queen, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

*Jamaican Math Test** *

*A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a little math test.** *

*Here is your first question, the foreman **S**aid. "Without using
numbers, represent the number 9."** *

*"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to
draw three trees.** *

*"What's this?" the boss asks** *

*"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.** *

*"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the
same rules, but this time the number is 99."** *

*The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."** *

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*
*The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"** *

*"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."** *

*The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
this Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."** *

*The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
you go. One hundred."** *

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*

*The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"** *

*The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now
you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and
a turd, which makes one hundred." *

*"So, when I start?"** *

--
MATT DELL
Matt@NobleJoker.com <mailto:matt@noblejoker.com>

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or gin, rum, whisky,
beer) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POO WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk sh * t than to drink water and be full
of sh * t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as
a public service.

Have a nice day...

Which OS are You?

I just did this quiz
These things are usually rubbish but the geek in me liked this one
Plus the result is about right! :)
Try it yourself HERE