Why We Split Up

She told me we couldn't afford beer any more and I'd have to quit drinking.  Then I found her spending: $85 on make-up, $150 for a cut & colour, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $900 on clothes $600 for a gym membership.  I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.  She said she needed it to look pretty for me.  I told her that was what the beer was for.  I don't think she's coming back.