A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years
having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.The more she talks
about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot
of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and
finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys -
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks
up the lime juice and drinks it in one second the sharp lime taste hits...
at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled
bitter taste hits.This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not
wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,he swallows the now nasty drink. When
he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?
It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.''
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