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For her wedding Camilla wore a pair of new shoes, which got increasingly tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room,
she collapsed on the nuptial bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!"
Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling, but it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on, give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, it came off with a pop, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh! God! That feels so good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"
Meanwhile, Charles was now trying to remove her left shoe.
He cried, "Oh, God! Darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip retorted to the Queen, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
For her wedding Camilla wore a pair of new shoes, which got increasingly tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room,
she collapsed on the nuptial bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!"
Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling, but it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on, give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, it came off with a pop, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh! God! That feels so good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"
Meanwhile, Charles was now trying to remove her left shoe.
He cried, "Oh, God! Darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip retorted to the Queen, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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