Suzanne was involved in a bad car accident. Both of the cars were totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, Suzanne said to the man from the other car, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" She continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man, The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle, then handed it back to Suzanne, but she gave it back to the man. The man asked, "Aren't you having any?" Suzanne replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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